EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 30
December 14th, 2007 by 
Kevin
The Rankings Are As Follows:
- Triple “I Whine Like A Child” A : 5
- Dan S : 3
- NightWriter : 3
- Mall Diva : 3
- jroosh : 2
- Harvey : 2
- Bogus Doug : 2
- Aelfheld : 2
- Sola-Man : 2
- Bobby_B : 2
- Drunkguy : 2
- kingdavid : 1
- Lloyd : 1
- tommy g : 1
- spurringirl : 1
For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That’s right…just pretend you’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.
Question : \”What is this Mickey Mouse shit?\”
![\"Mickey](\"http://www.eckernet.com/images/combine.jpg\" "\\"Mickey")
BONUS POINT : Name the movie the main question quotes…
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December 14th, 2007 at 1:53 am
Mickey Mouse reacted aggressively to news today that he had been implicated in George Mitchell’s report on performance enhancing drugs in baseball. When asked whether his aggression might indeed be an indication of past steroid use, he screamed “#@#$#&*&^!!!!! And NO, I don’t have shrunken testicles!!!!”
December 14th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Mickey gets tough on the Disney Land’s illegal immigration problem…will be known as the Mickinator from this point on….
December 14th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Mickey is tired of being in the Disney theme.
Next Disney movie:
The Mickey Files or
When Mickey Goes Bad.
December 14th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
The quote is from Full Metal Jacket.
The picture, however, is regrettably an actual news photo from recent events.
After the 35W bridge fell, Mayor Mickey Mouse went into action swiftly, believing that Minnie-apolis (named for his beloved wife — often shortened to “Polis”) was under terrorist attack.
In the photo, Mayor Mickey had just mobilized the Mouseketeers to defend Minnie-apolis.
December 16th, 2007 at 8:48 am
‘Day of the Living Mickeys’
Either that or:
Mickey Mouse meets Kevin Ecker.
December 16th, 2007 at 11:18 pm
“I said, ‘Who moved my cheese?'”
December 16th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
“Get back up on that chair, lady – I am your worst nightmare!”
And there was a line in “Space Jam” where Daffy Duck (I think) says something to Bugs Bunny about going to Anaheim and playing for the Ducks, and Bugs says, “What kind of Mickey Mouse outfit names it’s team ‘The Ducks’?”
December 17th, 2007 at 11:57 pm
I pronounce Lloyd the winner.
Dan S gets the bonus point
Lloyd, you just won EckerNet’s Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! What are you going to do now?!
December 19th, 2007 at 10:11 am
Hey Mom! I’m going to….aw screw it, I’ll be at the Legion.
December 20th, 2007 at 9:49 am
“Disney Park Security in Anaheim today reacted to a Muslim attack on the People mover by Alladin’s Genie. Sources close to the investigation say there is no particular evidence that this is a Muslim or Arab Issue and urges park patrons to be assured there is no danger.”